Well this is awkward

Hey i'm Jade and yeah this is my blog.
I like a lot of things and people and stuff. A majority of them are on here so yeah, enjoy i guess?

Talk to me, please, i'm perpetually either lonely or bored

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I hope this makes some of you in a better mood. Because I’m feeling quite over the day. But this helps a bit. 

This post makes me want a duck.




Something I realised, after having to help many international tourists count out their change, is that American coins don’t actually have the number value on them??? Like no wonder all these poor tourists are so confused



it just fucking says one “dime”

what the fuck is a dime

how much is it worth

whose idea was this

oh my god i never even realized that what the hell we all just sort of know what they’re worth through some sixth sense bullshit




you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

I’d cut my soul into a million different pieces just to form a constellation to light your way home. I’d write love poems to the parts of yourself you can’t stand. I’d stand in the shadows of your heart and tell you I’m not afraid of your dark.

- Andrea Gibson, Slip Your Mind (via larmoyante)


I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me



I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me



I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt


one beautiful drinking horn.  skål, my tumblr friends :) 

Photo by Iórunnr Solvisdóttir


wow, look how easy that was.


So many of you are too young to remember why Diana, Princess of Wales, was such a remarkable person.  She pissed off most of Buckingham Palace, was her own woman, and wasn’t afraid to get down out of the motorcade and be with the regular people.

She was a regular person, just with a title and fancy clothes.  

Among the first big “names” to visit, talk to, and even touch those dying of AIDS in English hospitals, Diana’s trademark was her ability to break down insurmountable barriers.


Babies sneezing is the best thing


Babies sneezing is the best thing

Game of Thrones meme - nine characters - [5/9] - Oberyn Martell

"Deadly, dangerous, u n p r e d i c t a b l e. No man dared tread on him.”

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